AskReddit Thread: Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard

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    Rectangle - kayra551 · 9h 3 2 Awards "How do fish breathe when they are eating cabbage underwater ?" Coming from the new guy in the class to the bio proffesor in HS G Reply 1 471 3 ...
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    Font - JamesTheButtler · 12h If the earth is round how does the sun get to the other side.
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    Font - KennTheZen • 13h 1 Award "Cow is the only animal which not only inhales, but also exhales oxygen."
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    Font - Downstream03• 13h "The moon can't be in the sky when the sun is up." -Kindergarten teacher. Literally saying this standing so the moon was in the sky behind them. Guess when I realized adults can be hopelessly clueless. G Reply 4 409 3 ...
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    Font - cigarettejesus • 10h I have a photogenic memory. G Reply 4 81 3 + ...
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    Font - Eenvy • 10h My wife : "what day is Saturday night live on" G Reply 149 ... +
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    Rectangle - PinkClouds94· 9h My uncle cited Indiana Jones movies as proof that the world was going to end in 2012. He was dead serious and I began to question what genes I was born with 4 74 3 G Reply ...
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    Font - cipher02 · 8h "I'm just adding this code as a temporary fix, l'll clean it up and do it properly later" G Reply 46 3 ...
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    Font - toasted314 · 14h "The sun is cold, otherwise the universe would be super hot." 6 Reply 1 432 3 ...
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    Handwriting - xSerebii • 8h My gf said she had to keep refilling her fishbowl (which is in direct sunlight all day) with water because the fish kept drinking the water. G Reply * 35 3 ... +
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    Font - headpeddler · 10h If someone loses their finger, their child will be born without a finger. G Reply 4 116 3 ...
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    Font - JesterJennett• 9h "There's no way iron may be contained in food. Otherwise you would break your teeth." G Reply 42 3 + ...
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    Font - AngryVirginian• 6h "There are only 12 hours in a day because the clock face only goes up to 12" - my brother's ex-girlfriend. G Reply ...
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    Rectangle - dontpushyourluck · 11h "I don't believe in outer space. If there was outer space all our air would be gone." My new neighbor said this awhile back. I GTFO and have been avoiding him ever since. G Reply 106 3
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    Font - irishbandnerd • 10h "Can't you see l'm in diagonal pain?" G Reply 4 13 3 +

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